thoughts of a dying atheist

is it sad that i used to cheat in The Sims?

haha i loved putting in codes that allowed my sim to earn a fortune, so that he didn't have to work and could stay home all day in his 20 room mansion and call up chicks, while wearing a tuxedo all day. to pass the time, he would play video games, or learn how to cook, paint, or play the piano. he had the awesome-est moustache and had his own basketball court, pool table, and a fuckin jacuzzi in his bedroom. the entire first floor of his house was a lighted dancefloor, with a jacuzzi at every corner. he would throw the best parties and eventually settled down with with a chick, who wore a ball dress everyday, in pairing with his affinity for tuxedos.

i remember when he first began playing piano, he couldn't even play twinkle twinkle little star, but soon enough, he was belting out symphonies. likewise, he had pbj sandwiches for dinner everynight until before long, he was cooking whole turkeys every night.

haha, and just for fun, he became a general in the army. everyday, a helicopter would fly in to pick him up for work.


so yeah, i used to live vicariously through my sim. that lucky fuck.